Know Not Why

Know Not Why

HannahJohnson / Mar 29, 2020

Know Not Why Howie gets a job at Artie Kraft s Arts N Crafts hoping to score with his lady coworkers After all girls love a sensitive guy and what s sensitive than dedicating your life to selling yarn and stuff

  • Title: Know Not Why
  • Author: HannahJohnson
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 430
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • Howie gets a job at Artie Kraft s Arts N Crafts hoping to score with his lady coworkers After all, girls love a sensitive guy, and what s sensitive than dedicating your life to selling yarn and stuff Okay, so maybe it d be a good idea to actually learn what one sells at an arts n crafts store But things don t go exactly according to plan Coworker 1 is CorHowie gets a job at Artie Kraft s Arts N Crafts hoping to score with his lady coworkers After all, girls love a sensitive guy, and what s sensitive than dedicating your life to selling yarn and stuff Okay, so maybe it d be a good idea to actually learn what one sells at an arts n crafts store But things don t go exactly according to plan Coworker 1 is Cora tiny, much pierced, and way too fierce to screw with in any sense Coworker 2 is Kristy blonde, bubbly, unattainable perfection And Coworker 3 is, well, Arthur It goes without saying that he s not an option Right Right Yeah, Howie s life just got straight up confusing.Pun intended.

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      • HannahJohnson

        Hannah Johnson lives in Alaska, where she likes to watch lots of Netflix and write essays about how Jane Eyre and Bertha Mason should be best friends Her books and stories usually involve inordinate amounts of whimsy, at least a little magic or yarn , and lots of dorky heartfelt conversations She has a master s degree in English and a fairly eclectic sock collection Sometimes those socks have old fashioned bicycles on them, or pigs, or pink ghosts She is exceedingly awkward at writing about herself in third person.


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    2. 2.5 "fifteen year old girl" stars!! 2016 - 2nd Most Fun Review to Write My bf saw me reading this when I started itad the descriptionlled his big brown eyesd said."when you going to pick up Les Miserables again and stop reading this crap". Well he unleased a fifteen year old girl demon inside me and she is insisting on writing this review before she leaves my body."Shut up Jaidee. It's hard being inside you. You think a lot about boring stuff and also some stuff that as a fifteen year old I shou [...]

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    4. *3.5 stars*This may truly be the funniest book I’ve read in 2014!The humor was present throughout the story and I felt it but the laugh out loud moments? Not exactlySee, up to 40% of this book, I laugh out loud an uncountable number of times and even thought very very hard about giving this a 5 star rating. BUT, after that 40%, more specifically 50%, it felt like the story was dragging and I wondered really hard when was Artie finally going to stop lying to his loved ones about who he really i [...]

    5. I'm having one of those weeks where I just really need a hug. I really, really needed to read something with no angst, no bitterness, no unnecessary violence; something that's sweet without making me roll my eyes too much and funny enough to keep me entertained. This was it. My literary hug. In a huge way. It was exactly what I needed right now. There's no melodrama, no mystery and very little conflict. It's about (and narrated by) Howie, who, can I just say, is goddamn hilarious. I don't know w [...]

    6. I loved, loved, loved this book. Very coming of age that's not quite YA but classified more like new adult, college age. Howie starts to work at a mom and pop arts and crafts store in the hopes of getting laid. His logic is that the women who work and shop there will see his sensitive, creative side and want to jump his bones. Not exactly the best plan. ;)The store is being run by the owners' son, Arthur. A man struggling under the pressure to keep the store afloat when competition from a larger [...]

    7. This book owned me, you guys. When I was done, all I wanted to do was pleasure it orally while giving it chaste kisses and then serenading it with As The World Falls Down as I walk it to its door. I love each and every word on its pages and am currently struggling not to stalk Hannah Johnson online. Howie is 22, lives at home, insistent in his heterosexuality and is a bit of an asshole in his pursuit to prove it. He applies for a job at an arts and crafts store 'cause he thinks it's a perfect pl [...]

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    9. Smart, funny, adorables. I found it exhausting at times: I want to give Adderall to everyone in it except Emily and Arthur. The weird thing for me was that Emily's behaviour was seen as so socially transgressive. I identified with Emily a great deal, and I fear I have been offending people IRL unknowingly :(3.5 rounded up.

    10. I *adored* this book so much. It's definitely going to be in my best reads of the year list. I've been in the mood for a good, solid, straight-up, slow build contemporary--no shifters or magic in sight--and this was exactly what I needed. There are so many things I loved about it.First, the first person POV narrative voice was so witty and funny. It reminds me of a kinder, gentler "Tell Me It's Real". It took me a chapter or two to get into it, but then I just floated all the way through, often [...]

    11. 3.85 stars rounded upI have to be honest, when I first saw the number of words (110.000+ words), I was a bit scared. I had been lullabied with shorter stories since I jumped into the world of m/m romance few years ago, and nowadays, lengthy books worried me. Worried that I might get bored easily. Well, I didn't get bored with this oneALTHOUGH, the story probably could do with little trimming (I still thought it was a bit too long), I found Howie's voice to be quite enjoyable to spend few hours w [...]

    12. Freaking hilarious and still substantial. I loved this book! Even got a little "melty" over it when it endedtally awwwwww/worth it/movingA: this book remains in my top 5 m/m. It is beyond stellar :-)

    13. 4.5 stars. Charming story about Howie a 22 year old who puts his studies on hold to stay home and keep his mum company after the death of his father. He gets a dead-end job at an Arts & Crafts store and the people there slowly but surely change his life for the better.This story is told in the first person POV of Howie. I loved his voice. He's kind of cool in an obnoxious way. He's very confused about girls. And he's full of funny one-liners and slang that are totally in keeping with his cha [...]

    14. I really enjoyed this story! Howie's voice takes a bit of getting use to, but once I was quickly immersed in the story! I don't quite know how to categorize this story, it's partly a coming of age ( Howie is 22) but has sort of been 'stuck', it's also a story of friendship and of course of coming out/ self realization.I had a few laugh out loud moments and was smiling a lot while reading this, although I can imagine there will be people who might get annoyed by Howie's sense of humor.This is als [...]

    15. This one is SO funny!And I absolutely loved it!!!The humor is absurd, sarcastic, intelligent, black, ridiculous, good, bad, whatever!I couldn't stop laughing!But really, the story is great!Howie has crazy ideas.He decides to get a job to have a girlfriend. Because, really, it is as simple as that.But he doesn't feel attracted to any of the girls working in the store.So, his world will be upside down in a very mad way.And he will have to face the truth.And to be able to be proud.So he can be happ [...]

    16. This is a lovely book, funny and sweet with tug-at-your heart moments. The characters are quirky, almost to the point of caricature, but they don't quite fall off the edge, and you end up rooting for them. Although the MCs are in their early twenties, this is very much a YA-style book. Sex is off page, and this is a first-person account of self-discovery and coming out. That's not to say the story is immature, or shallow, but that these are very young men (especially the narrator) making the mis [...]

    17. *Update 8/8/16* I boosted the rating to a full five. It's been months and I still quote and babble about this book. I'm also itching to reread it :)"He gives me a slight smile. I simultaneously want to, like, build shrines to it and punch it off his face. It’s complicated."You know when you're fully convinced you did something that you never actually did? I could have sworn I had posted this review, but sure enough, it was just sitting there drafted on my laptop. Also, I couldn't pick just one [...]

    18. Five plus stars!Thank you Plainbrownwrapper,Tiya Rosa,and Julesmarie, for being the reason I read this right away. This book is amazing and anyone who loves M/M humorous romances needs to read this. It's funny, smart, sweet, romantic, everything wonderful. The characters are interesting and fun. The story is completely believable and one of the sweetest romances I have ever read. For the first fourth of the book, I laughed out loud at least once per page it was that funny. I laughed a good deal [...]

    19. More like 4.5 stars, but either way I am impressed.My biggest problem was (view spoiler)[how accepting everyone was once Howie manned up and told them he was gay and seeing someone. I know we live in a modern society, but even nowadays there's more struggle to accept the different. But hey, maybe they live in an alternate universe in which there are no homophobes - which would be nice, but then Howie's reluctance to tell them makes much less sense. (hide spoiler)]Not so important for me, just no [...]

    20. 4-4.5*I just finished reading this book and now try to get my thoughts in some orderly written form. First, although the formatting and editing of the book is very good and it's rather long with 100.000+ words, I still think that $9,99 is too expensive for an unknown, self-published author. 2-4$ less would have been a fair price. Especially when thinking of similar quality books sold for 2,99$. Nevertheless the blurb and the cover got me to buying this book.Now, the story: The first few pages we [...]

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    23. Incluyo a Howie y Artie entre mis OTPs adorados porque son eso, adorables, monísimos y supercuquis (con perdón). Me encantó Artie awwww, a Howie dan ganas de darle una patada en el culo de tanto en tanto, pero se hace querer.Para las de mente sucia como yo, aviso que de sexo na de na, pero ni falta que le hace <3 <3 <3

    24. Know Not Why this book's average rating is 4.3 stars. I only gave it a 2 because I did actually sort of like the other caricatures characters in the book. The only reason I didn't DNF it was because it was a buddy read. I could spend a lot of time and energy going over why I hated this book, but it's not worth it. Bottom line? Howie is an immature, selfish asshole to his classmates, his love interest, his best friend, his brother's girlfriend the list goes on. Sure, he sort of gets over it by th [...]

    25. Probably more like a 3.5 but it cracked me up, so I'm rounding it to a 4.This really felt like a novel in the big book idea way. Howie is a character that is so layered and witty and real that I couldn't help but fall in love with him. Seriously, the one-liners in this book are priceless.I ADORED Kristie and even Cora made me laugh. I wasn't really fond of Amber, but she wasn't distracting enough to detract from the rest of the book.The slow build between Howie and Arthur was a nice change from [...]

    26. Not feeling very review-y articulate, so here are some pretty random thoughts.- Brilliant and hilarious narrative, even if I'm not normally a fan of (1) first person and (2) present tense.- Sweet romance.- A discovering yourself/coming out m/m story.- Kind of "new adult." (22 y.o. narrator.)- Great, great, GREAT secondary characters.- So bummed it was closed door sexytimes. Dammit. I was totally ready to perv on this couple.- Fun, escapist feel to the storytelling.- I'm pretty fact-based, so it [...]

    27. So when I started this book, I thought it would probably exhaust me pretty quickly and it would be a DNF. It just struck me that the author was trying way too hard to be funny, and it got on my nerves.But the more I read, the more natural the narrator's voice felt. I don't know if it was me getting used to it, or the writing getting better but it got less forced and at some point I discovered, I actually did think it was funny, and even caught myself laughing out loud once or twice.What's good a [...]

    28. I really enjoyed this story. Howie has such a great sense of humor. The other people in his life may look at him and just see your average young guy, but being inside his head, we get to experience all of his wonderfully wacky thoughts. Although the characters in this book are all at least 22 years old, it had a "young adult" feel to it. I guess Howie was a late bloomer.I do wish we'd gotten more "alone time" with Howie and Arthur, but I respect the author's choice not to include their intimate [...]

    29. Witty & fun. Tremendously immature. Howie makeover.Howie is an obnoxious young man trying to grow up. Admirably he gives up his college plans to stay home with his recently widowed mother, and finds himself stuck in a rut. He is pretty much a lazy pig, and realizes the ugly truth about himself along the journey of the story. He takes a job at the local craft store in hopes of scoring a relationship or at a minimum scratching an itch. He is not disappointed, but confused with the desires and [...]

    30. A very funny and quirky novel about, Howie, a high school teenager "out to get the girls" by working at a crafts store owned by mild-mannered Arthur Kraft. Little did he know that he's about to get an unexpected catch. Howie's thoughts were eccentric and his internal dialogue was sometimes over the top but it was truly entertaining to read. There were moments that I felt he needed to show a bit of seriousness and yet he still couldn't hold one solemn thought (which made me a little bit annoyed e [...]

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